A Journal Of A Goon That Nobody Should Have Cared About, Yet Here You Are, Reading It.
There's this guy that walked the plank from his space pirate fleet. He's got a recorder. Let's hear what he has to say.
Basically, this is what happens when the author gets too sleepy after playing too much Out There: Ω Edition, and decided to re-discover Twine that had magnificently gathered dust in his bottomless pit of "Read Later" bookmark folder.